I'd say at least a thousand. Never been to a strip club. I have visited the local adult bookstores though. Between the magazines, movies, toys and CD's, it HAS to be over a thousand.
I used to go through these phases where'd I get all uppity and moral and throw the stuff out. I'd then have to go out and buy more. I once had the entire collection of Penthouse Letters (there was some wild stuff in the early ones, think animals) but, in a fit of moral rage, I dumped them all. What an ASS!
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