I long to join your horde! I bring with me hand- and foot-claws such as the assassins in the Diablo II expansion wield. With them, I shall wash the ground in the blood of the innocent as I cut through the cowering masses like a whirlwind of death. After my coming, there shall not be ground visible through the mangled flesh strewn atop it.
Yes, Redmond, WA and its banks, credit unions, and savings & loans will all fear The Thraeryn!
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