Hail Giant Hamburger!
You will be my second in command! The four of us will cut a swath across this land not seen since Sherman and Georgia! Soon, others will join us and we will crush all those that would oppose the Troublebot Horde!
Here is your simitar and your horse, her name is Rosemarie.
Who else will join our fearsome horde? Who else wants to enjoy riches and glory beyond their wildest dreams? Join me and my jewel encrusted bentley today!
Troublebot the Difficult to Get Along With,
Kahn,
Troublebot Horde
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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
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