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Hail Khan Troublebot!
I would join your horde if there be room for one such as I.
Here is my resume:
I have longed to cut a gory swath of red ruin through those that would stand in my rightful way since my dark god began whispering to me. I will split the fearful faces of those that oppose my wrought iron will, spilling their broken teeth upon the bloodstained floor. Their savaged ears will decorate the supple necks of my women, women that were once theirs. I will drink their finest wines from the skulls of their dear, sweet children. My story will be written on their skins. I will weave my blade into a net of steel wreathing myself with dead until my sword is too heavy too lift. My wrath might destroy us all and I care not as long as all is destroyed with me.
For generations, people will not name their children Giant Hamburger.
-GH
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