Ok, this is my first thread. I was wondering, how many of you get... inventive... when masturbating? There's a website called jackinweb.com which haves all sorts of different methods and homemade gadgets to give you more, erm... pleasure.
Anyway, sometimes when I'm horny I get creative and I just need something else than my hand (and my girlfriend is not at home) so I come up with different things. I thought it would be funny to share, and to hear other people's (crazy?) (wonderful?) ideas and 'gadgets'
A good one for me have been one of those huge water-bottles that you put opening down into a cooler, and then you can tap nice, cold spring water. At least the ones we have in my country, you can remove this blue and white plastic bit around the edge (after it's empty, of course) and my cock fits that hole perfectly! I then insert a plastic bag down there, so my cum doesn't wind up at the bottom of the bottle. It's a nice fit, and it almost sucks the cum out of me as a really good blowjob - only this thing doesn't stop or spit

I usually lube it with a good amount of spit.
Is that sick? Or am I not the only one?
I have more, I'll continue to contribute as this thread hopefully evolves.
Oh, and of course this goes for girls as well! Let's hear it.