| I want candy, bubblegum and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my girlfriend, Sandy.
 Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
 I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
 I want candy!
 I need candy, any kind will do
 Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
 It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
 A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
 To use a giant drill bore straight into hell
 Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
 So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
 And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created!
 Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
 Come on down, yo here's the address
 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
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