I'll tell the truth, I thought the Jets would win so I'm already 0-1
For the rest of the week:
Detroit
Pittsburgh
Denver
Miami
Cleveland
Carolina
Green Bay
Buffalo
San Diego
N.Y. Giants
(Upset special!) Dallas
San Francisco
New Orleans
Tennessee
Philadelphia
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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