Ok, a few questions:
Why does the "corn" freak you out so much? I can uderstand that it's dirty, but you're acting like it's the plauge.
Why would one finger not be gay, but three fingers would? I'm thinking "gay" would be if you enjoyed a male doing this to you, but it's your girlfriend. note: GIRL-friend
And why would you want to to that to her, but be totaly against her doing it to you? That seems really unfair and a bit childish. You might as well know what it feels like to her. Or maybe you're not in it for her pleasure at all?
And why would a condom make it hurt worse?
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