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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 09-02-2003, 06:50 PM

Ben was vacationing in Mexico, and was in a men's room taking a leak, when one of the locals came in, looked at his dick, walked up to him and said, "Excuse me, Senor, I don't mean to be forward, but you have a very nice dick."

Ben felt a little uncomfortable, but thought to himself, "Well, this is a different culture, and I don't want to upset anyone", so he said to the local "Gracias, Senor", and continued his task in hand.

The local then said, "Senor, I hate to ask this of you, but I cannot help myself; I've never seen such a fince specimen. May I hold it for a moment?"

Again, Ben didn't want to upset the local, so he agreed.

The local then said, "Senor, your scrotum is so nice, do you mind if I hold it for a moment and fondle it?"

Ben felt that it was too late to refuse now, so he allowed the local to hold his scrotum.

Then the local says, "And now Senor, your wallet please."

Glad

09-02-2003, 06:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A lesson when travelling abroad... Ben was vacationing in Mexico, and was in a men's room taking a leak, when one of the locals came in, looked at his dick, walked up to him and said, "Excuse me, Senor, I don't mean to be forward, but you have a very nice dick." Ben felt a little uncomfortable, but thought to himself, "Well, this is a different culture, and I don't want to upset anyone", so he said to the local "Gracias, Senor", and continued his task in hand. The local then said, "Senor, I hate to ask this of you, but I cannot help myself; I've never seen such a fince specimen. May I hold it for a moment?" Again, Ben didn't want to upset the local, so he agreed. The local then said, "Senor, your scrotum is so nice, do you mind if I hold it for a moment and fondle it?" Ben felt that it was too late to refuse now, so he allowed the local to hold his scrotum. Then the local says, "And now Senor, your wallet please." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!