1. don't tell you wife or girlfriend about what happened... don't tell anyone unless it was tame.
2. make sure no one is taking pictures or video. i've seen that turn out just bad bad bad. if someone is taking pictures or video pull a sean penn and rip out the film and smash into pieces and say real loud.
3. no one talks about fight club!
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"Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer
Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?
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