This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
I've been fairly lucky at not getting caught (except for that time with the cop catching us in the car, my ass cheeks pressed against the window he was knocking on).. It makes me shudder to think how careless I was in high school. An ex and I would go to her house during the last period of the day to take showers together. Her parents never came home, but I'm realizing that if they had (and they were EXTREMELY protective), there would have been nowhere for me to go and no way to escape....yeesh.