I've only been to a few "jamborees" in Canada, but they were pretty fun. They're basically Saturday afternoons where a crummy bar that has a crummy stage hires strippers to come in and dance. At the best of the ones I went to, our table was pushed right up against the stage, the drinks were only $2.50 CAD, nobody ever tipped because the bar was paying for the girls anyway, and we'd lay out a selection of chocolates on our table as stripper bait. We'd get them laying down, eating chocolates, telling us about what they were going to do that weekend, etc.
The trick is this: you must realize that it's not a sex club. It's a bar. The cool thing is that it's a bar with naked women. You MUST realize that the only reason they're there is that they're probably cheaper than a slew of big screen TVs.
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