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If it gets to a fight, I do whatever it takes.
But otherwise, I'm an expert at avoiding them.
It's fun when you can get drunk people who wants to fight you to buy you beer.
"You look like a pussy."
"AAAW SHIT HOW DID YOU NOTICE? IS IT THE WAY I SMOKE? THERE'S NO TRICKIN' YOU IS THERE? Damn I'm gonna be a pussy forever. Shit. Shit. I guess I'm just born with it."
"Uuuuh... You wanna beer...?"
You have to do this kind of stuff with a really kind and honest smile, though. You have to get people off base, and get them to realize that they could beat you easily, and that you never even realized that they wanted to fight you in the first place.
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The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me.
"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000
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