Inspired by UnlikedOne's post
"Get FREE car washes; Here's how."
there's probably a lot of free stuff out there to be had, but only a select few know about it. If you know how to freeload, please enlighten the rest of us.
I'll start with how to get most large theme parks for free. For this to work you must be with someone who has a ticket. Some parks will give you a "shoppers pass" for free. You pay for a ticket at the customer service window, go into the park to make your purchase that is not sold outside the park, and return to the customer service window within an hour, and they give you your money back. Well, have the person with a ticket go up and get a shoppers pass. When he gets in line to get into the park, have him pass the shoppers ticket to you. He goes in with his real ticket and you get in with the shopper pass. He goes and buys something, and takes your ticket stub back out of the park and gets the refund. Then he re-enters the park on his real ticket. You're both in the park!
This is one hell of a freeloading tip, so please return the favor.