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Doops
A really drunk guy at a party walks up to the host and asks, “Do you have some green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you’?”
The host, stunned, answers, “Of course I don’t have any green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you.’”
“Oh, no!” the drunk cries. “I’m really sorry…I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot.”
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