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Hide behind the metal bars of your cage and fling your feces at her. She can't get at you without unlocking the door if you stay back from the bars. If she opens the door in her red fueled rage, fling your daily rations of water and molded bread at her and make a break for it. You might not make it but she at least knows that she can take your freedom, but never your heart.
Alwas does the trick for me.
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