Thank you sir.
Here are our choices:
The Pub Challenger
TWO FULL POUNDS OF BEEF! Run through the garden. If you eat ALL the burger in one hour you will receive a Denny's T-Shirt, a completion certificate and 50% off the price, and you're put in the Hall of Fame. GOOD LUCK!! ................................................................ $9.85
The Pub Super Challenger
Our THREE POUND BABY BOY! That's right, three full pounds of ground beef with the works. 1½ hour time limit. We buy it, if you eat it. Plus a Denny's T-Shirt and certificate and you're put in the Hall of Fame. GOOD LUCK!! ............................................................................ $15.35
The YE OLDE 96er
Our SIX POUND GRAND CHALLENGER!
Two whole tomatoes
A half-head of lettuce
12 slices of American cheese
A full cup of peppers
Two entire onions
Plus, a river a mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.
Three hour time limit for this Big Guy! Can you do it? Ask your server for details. $23.95
Some day, some day,
-GH
*shakes fist*
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