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Hail Halx, et al!
TFP allows me to tear off my fleshy human mask and reveal a chattering gory skull. It crawled into my ear and laid eggs in my brain that burst forth spidery thoughts all day and night. I crush the dark and evil ones and let those that are harmless scurry about the board. Some days I wear my tongue tied around my neck on a piece of leather and my gurgling cries cannot be understood. I do not post on these days. I want for nothing. Well, except more delicious images of food.
-GH
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