JumpinJesus

When my wife is PMSing, I find that a very effective tactic is to look at her and say, "What the fuck is <i>your</i> problem?"

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I'm now on a first name basis with the ER doctors and nurses.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses