Now! now! now! gentlemen - we should write our proposal and present it in triplicate to the United Nations for proper debate and if they are all in agreement after this has been examined from all angles, and the nations all agree - and of course, it must be unanimous agreement, then we can consider what steps should be taken to deal with this problem. Perhaps a team of French, German and Russian inspectors should be dispatched to see if they actually possess such weapons and to determine if they are indeed a threat to any of North Korea's neighbors. If, upon proper inspection, and a mandatory cooling off period to allow the inspectors to go over their notes, they should then return to the United Nations and present the findings of the inspection. If it is determined that North Korea does indeed possess such weapons, an independent board should be established to determine where they got the materials to construct the weapon in question. If it is determined that....
Let's nuke 'em!
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