With foam you just squirt some in your hand, and it expands and it becomes this big ball of foam, and you can shape and create your face into the most charismatic snow giant, or just a stud santa clause. and you get clap your hands together and it blows out on each side.. foam is just the way to go people, and you can even make your nose foam tiped, now how cool is that ?
when you squirt gel in your hand its just small.. and when you squish it out its just a puny exuse for foam.. and it doesnt smear out that well.. no.. gel is the spawn of satan.
if you want to stay strong, and get anywhere in this life, it is foam that you need to strengthen your spirit. its foam you need to shape and curve your beard growth until it obtains either a premanet full white beard (caused by either making the ultimate foam beard, or taking a permanent foam beard at one of thouse back ally stores) or a sexy and appealing shave of personal choise.
with foam we stand.
with gel we fall.
its ze truth my friends.
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Last edited by Keg-o-Grog; 08-19-2003 at 02:06 PM..
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