I thought I had lost a condom down there once... a week after I had seen an episode of ER where there's this couple who are in the waiting room the whole day...and finally at the end they get asked what was the matter...and they tell them...we think we lost our condom...and they rush them itno a room...
yeah it was freaky! I was scared shitless. First time we had been together...and afterwards..I'm like...uh...so where's the condom? and he's like...uh..I don't know....!!OMG!! you have to be kidding me...so we looked around the dark room..NOTHING...I tried 'feeling for it'...nothing! GREAT!! So I go to the bathroom...and since I had never inserted my finger down there ebfore...I used a toothbrush (the end without the bristles) to try and find it...NOTHING!!
So I went to bed after telling him that first thing in the am we are going to the ER. And he's like...do you want to go now? and I was freaked...so that was it...went to sleep and wokeup all ready to go to the ER and what do I wake up and step on...
THE CONDOM FROM FREAKIN' HELL!!
I am soo glad to know that it wasn't lost after all...but damn that was scary...haha