December 25, 2050
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
sounds good..
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