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Ever lost anything "down under?"
I kept a souvenier from i8's visit earlier this week...
We'd been using a chrome penis ring, and I forgot all about it - after all it was attached to him right?
The next day, I went to the bath room, and the old cootchiesnorcher was feeling a bit uncomfortable - like there was something scratchy in there. Well, I wear an IUD, so I thought the strings had shifted.
The next day, I was again on the toliet, (sorry if this is TMI, but it's relevant), bearing down, and I felt something shift inside my cootchiesnorcher. Damn, I thought, did I dislodge my IUD? I stood up, and I was a bit uncomfortable, so I sat down again, and had a feel - sure enough there was metal there, but it was too big, to be the IUD! I felt it, and realized I had snagged the brass ring, lol!
What really freaked me out was that it was there for 2 days and I didn't notice it.
Anyone else every had to go on a vaginal safari for stray items?
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