Hail LaughingCow!
I’m sorry.
I could not resist your beautiful hose.
I collect them
This is my vacuum hose collection.
I play tradition hose music on holidays with garden hoses such as the one you owned.
Yours has a throaty warbling bass sound I like.
I maintain an extensive hose library.
Your former hose will never be lonely again.
Admit it, your hose is in a far better place.
It will live the life that most hoses can only dream of.
Let it go. You will find another one that is right for you.
-GH