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Old 08-15-2003, 09:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
HeadyIncognito
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Re: The Favorite FAMILY GUY Quote Thread

Quote:
Originally posted by sloindahed
Peter: I know about this stuff. I read about it in a book once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?

Peter: Oh yeah.
That one is the best. Although I like that bit where... uh... Oh yeah. They're in a bar, and Peter is telling a joke.

Peter: So, a chinese guy, a jew and a naked priest walk into a bar. Oh wait, hold on.

*Peter looks around. To his left is a large group of chinese looking people. To his right is a group of orthodox jews.*

Peter: Ok, yeah. So a chinese guy, a jew and a naked priest walk into a.... Oh. Sorry father.

Naked Priest: Oh, I've heard them all.
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