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This one time in high school I was seeing this extremely hot blonde and for the month or so we were seeing each other, it was all physical, but no sex.
She tells me one night as she's sitting on top of me that she doesn't want to have sex until marriage. I responded by saying that was cool, and that I respected her wishes.
Anyway, the next night I am following a friend of mine in traffic and we come to a stop light. This girl I am seeing is sitting next to me and all of a sudden, she sees a group of guys she knows standing on the corner. So while the light is red, she gets out of my car and runs over to them and starts this conversation. Meanwhile, my car door is wide open and the light has turned green. My friend I was following is beginning to disapear into the distance and cars behind me are honking. I needed to make a conscious decision right then and there. So I did. I left.
I started college that fall and a few years later I was back home in a bar with some old friends and they told me that about six month after I broke up with the blonde, she got pulled over by a local cop and she fucked him to get out of a speeding ticket. She couldn't keep it a secret either, and before long the whole town knew about it. This resulted in an investigation of the entire police department, which found that half the force had at one time or another, forced a girl to have sex with them to get out of a ticket. I think something like, five or six officers got canned.
And I always wondered why I could never get out of tickets back in high school. What a cheap whore.
That's my two cents.
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