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I can think of three times (all, coincidentally, dealt with blowjobs)
In chronological order:
1. The first time a girlfriend kept going after I told her I was coming - that's memorable for everyone, I would imagine.
2. One time when I was bartending, a girl I was flirting with just flat out asked me if she could give me a blowjob in her car outside. When it was time for my break, I obliged. We had sex all night long after my shift ended.
3. When my wife gave me a blowjob with a glass of hot water, and a glass of ice water, beside her - she alternated between them and me, and the feeling was sensational.
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It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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