Inspired by my new hero *Air45* I chose to break the monotony of my working day with a quickie in the office toilet.
Armed with only a mental image of the 40ish year old lady who made my bacon sandwich this morning, I achieve sexual pleasure in 1 minute 32 seconds (from first stroke to first squirt).
I'm now paranoid, thinking my colleagues know what I've just done.
I'll try to beat that time tomorrow.
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