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Q: How many Green party voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Dude, we shouldn't have to change lightbulbs. GE has this secret lab in Costa Rica, and they made a lightbulb out of hemp that totally lasts forever.
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Q: How many Wall Street Journal editorial page writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There they go again. When will they ever learn? A broken light bulb cannot be “changed” through the discredited feel-good liberal policies of the past. It certainly cannot be negotiated with. A broken lightbulb can only be smashed, smashed so thoroughly that it can never rise again to threaten us with darkness.
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The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.
-- Albert Schweitzer
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