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Nitro · 08-10-2003, 02:24 PM

When I was in the military I wanted to take a shower the night before an excercise. One of my mates walked into the bathroom and said he would have to clean his mess tin since he forgot to clean it after his last excercise.
When he had told us he hadn't been on an excercise for about three month and that he thought he must still have a sandwich in there all my comrades started to hurry through the door.
From safe distance we watched as he unlocked his mess tin.
The whole lid came off and with a loud FOUMP it crashed into the ceiling.
The next day he asked for a new mess tin and had quite a hard time explaining why he thought the old one wasn't usable anymore.

Now, even if the army could make some better sandwiches in the future, after this experience I wouldn't want to eat it.

08-10-2003, 02:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nitro Upright Location: on the North Sea shore	Three month old army sandwich When I was in the military I wanted to take a shower the night before an excercise. One of my mates walked into the bathroom and said he would have to clean his mess tin since he forgot to clean it after his last excercise. When he had told us he hadn't been on an excercise for about three month and that he thought he must still have a sandwich in there all my comrades started to hurry through the door. From safe distance we watched as he unlocked his mess tin. The whole lid came off and with a loud FOUMP it crashed into the ceiling. The next day he asked for a new mess tin and had quite a hard time explaining why he thought the old one wasn't usable anymore. Now, even if the army could make some better sandwiches in the future, after this experience I wouldn't want to eat it.