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tj2001cobra · 08-08-2003, 06:34 PM

I'm not actually proud of this, but I spent plenty of time in titty bars a few years ago... I learned more about them than I wanted to. I am still friends with the managers at one of the clubs locally so it is nice to go back occassionally and still get treated nice. Anyways...

1) Girls will come sit on your lap with asking you. Most of the time, they are less desirable. Do not be afraid to tell them you aren't interested. If they act mad, dont sweat it. They pick on weak people. If they get mad and you cave in and let them stay, they won.

2) Dont sit on perverts row (right next to the stage). It looks like fun, but you will get less action. Pick a spot towards the back or side where the dances can be a little more private.

3) You dont have to tip the dancers much. It's fine to go up and give them a dollar or two to get a closer look, but you are not required to tip every girl. I MIGHT go up to the stage once a night. Usually you can just look at the girls while they are roaming the club.

4) Look for girls that give guys multiple dances. There is a reason the guy is paying $20 over and over again for the dances. She must be doing something right.

5) Dont let a girl come up when a song starts and dance for you. Make her sit with you a little bit and find out about her. You might have to buy her a drink but it is better than wasting $20 on a bad dance.

6) When you pick a girl to dance for you, ask her up front what she allows. Even as the song is going, talk to her. If she doesn't feel threatened by you, she will let you do alot of things. Girls will make moves to get your hands and mouth close to their tits and ass. Ask if you can grab their ass or ask if they mind you grabbing their tits. Dont make a big deal about it, but usually if they dont mind they will put your hands there for you.

7) If you liked the dance and want a second one, wait one song between the dances. Songs are fast. Make sure you get the most for your money.

8) The number 1, numero uno, thing is DONT FALL IN LOVE. No matter how much you drink, try to control yourself. These girls know every trick how to get your money. Some will sleep with you and some might blow you, but the majority wont. Being that it is your first time, they will probably be able to tell it.

Hope this crap helps. If you were in Austin, I could show you some fun places. As stated above, if the talent sucks, run away. Dont ever feel obligated to give your money away.

Edit: spelling

08-08-2003, 06:34 PM	#19 (permalink)
tj2001cobra Insane Location: Austin, Texas .. Y'all	I'm not actually proud of this, but I spent plenty of time in titty bars a few years ago... I learned more about them than I wanted to. I am still friends with the managers at one of the clubs locally so it is nice to go back occassionally and still get treated nice. Anyways... 1) Girls will come sit on your lap with asking you. Most of the time, they are less desirable. Do not be afraid to tell them you aren't interested. If they act mad, dont sweat it. They pick on weak people. If they get mad and you cave in and let them stay, they won. 2) Dont sit on perverts row (right next to the stage). It looks like fun, but you will get less action. Pick a spot towards the back or side where the dances can be a little more private. 3) You dont have to tip the dancers much. It's fine to go up and give them a dollar or two to get a closer look, but you are not required to tip every girl. I MIGHT go up to the stage once a night. Usually you can just look at the girls while they are roaming the club. 4) Look for girls that give guys multiple dances. There is a reason the guy is paying $20 over and over again for the dances. She must be doing something right. 5) Dont let a girl come up when a song starts and dance for you. Make her sit with you a little bit and find out about her. You might have to buy her a drink but it is better than wasting $20 on a bad dance. 6) When you pick a girl to dance for you, ask her up front what she allows. Even as the song is going, talk to her. If she doesn't feel threatened by you, she will let you do alot of things. Girls will make moves to get your hands and mouth close to their tits and ass. Ask if you can grab their ass or ask if they mind you grabbing their tits. Dont make a big deal about it, but usually if they dont mind they will put your hands there for you. 7) If you liked the dance and want a second one, wait one song between the dances. Songs are fast. Make sure you get the most for your money. 8) The number 1, numero uno, thing is DONT FALL IN LOVE. No matter how much you drink, try to control yourself. These girls know every trick how to get your money. Some will sleep with you and some might blow you, but the majority wont. Being that it is your first time, they will probably be able to tell it. Hope this crap helps. If you were in Austin, I could show you some fun places. As stated above, if the talent sucks, run away. Dont ever feel obligated to give your money away. Edit: spelling Last edited by tj2001cobra; 08-09-2003 at 09:37 AM..