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Drunk man
A man is drinking at the bar when it comes round to closing time. The barman tells everyone to drink up and go home. The man takes a step from the bar and falls over, he drags himself to his feet and takes another step and falls again, he repeats this all the way home. When he gets home he crawls upstairs and into bed. In the morning he wakes up and his wife starts telling him off "You were in a terrible state last night, your a digrace"
The man pleads his innocence and claims that he only had a few beers.
She replies " well if you only had a few beers explain why you left your wheel-chair in the pub"
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