A woman is standing on a corner, when a man with a frog on his head walks up to her.
The woman looks at the man, and says,"My God! Where did you get that hideous thing?"
The frog turns to the woman and says, "I don't know. It started growing out of my ass last week, and it hasn't stopped since."
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"A witty saying proves nothing"
- Voltaire
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