I've only been to a strip club once, and well... I've just never been impressed with the idea. Some girl rubbing herself up against me at the expense of someone else, and generally with no actual interest in me, and that's the best part. Some of my friends are obsessed, and dump quite a bit of money when they go, but I just don't see the point.
Instead, I found out which bars the strippers go to on Sunday nights. Go there, by them a couple rounds, and then next thing you know they're grinding on you and are actually showing a little interest, and sometimes if you're smoother than the next guy you get a free show after the bar closes. Then, I start thinking about how many other guys they do the same thing with every weekend, and well I ruin it for myself, leave it to me to mentally fuck a perfectly good thing up.
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