Check List
- 8 Midgets
- 7lbs of Flour
- A small kiddie pool
- 25 tubes of Astro-Glide
- A copy of John Wayne's "The Quiet Man"
- Two copies of SuperTramp's "Breakfast in America"
- The biggest dildo I can find... no less than 12"
- And Christina Aguilera
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heavy is the head that wears the crown
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