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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they'd just rather sit in the dark and bitch about it until the man gets up and finally does it to shut her up.
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
(You have to know trumpet players to really get that one.)
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