In high school I was in a car with my date after the prom. We were in the middle of some action (I had my pants and boxers off she had her dress pulled up). I saw a light behind us and thought it was just a car pulling into the park we were in so I didn't give it a second thought. WRONG MOVE. Next thing I know I hear a knock at the window and see a cop staring at me in the face. I jumped off and she quickly pulled her dress down. But I had to get a lecture sitting there pantsless with my stuff hanging out.
Luckily he didn't notice the illegal substances in the back seat.
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