Grab a good 4 foot katana and start servering some heads. The Romero zombies are basically falling apart due to the decay process. A good japanese katana will be able to deal with hundreds of zombies before needing sharpening, which can be done fairly easily and quickly in the Highlander method. Better than fire because it doesn't need fuel and doesn't carry a burn risk, better than guns because of the reload time and required ammo and better than a chainsaw because it doesn't need gas and is much more manuverable. Another option is to use a dai-sho set, the two foot and four foot sword. This style is advocated by the samurai, and we all know that samurai movies are better than zombie movies so you are guarenteed to win.
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