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At my ten year high school reunion last year, I was supposed to go with this girl who I had a huge crush on, but she cancelled on me with 2 days to spare. I ended up asking a girlfriend of mine from kickboxing class who always seemed to have the hots for me, but I never acted on it as I didn't want to stir the waters where I worked out at. She said she would love to go (I thought it was as friends only). Well, she was an awesome date, very friendly to all my old buddies, very complimentary, etc.....then when we were on the dance floor cutting it up, without notice, she grabs me and pulls me into a dark corner of the hotel we were at. Without further adieu, she sticks her tongue in my mouth and har hand down my pants. We left shortly after and I took her home. I still wasn't expecting anything as I was still in shock. I pull up to her house where the babysitter was watching her daughter, she tells me I can't come up, but she would "Love to suck my cock!" She whips it out, I reclined my chair, and she went to town! I have more, but not much time to write as I am at work.
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-Homer Simpson
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