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I have a story but I wouldn't advise it...
My friend George and I used to go out about 8 in the evening to the bar... He would scout girls out for a few hours and then he would just walk up to them acting drunker than he really was and ask.. "hey, wanna go back to my place and have sex?"
He's never went more than 8 or 9 girls without getting a yes. He wasn't super goodlooking... but like your friend... he's not a toad. And it worked. I just used to laugh at him.
As far as pick up lines go... he would pick the worst feature out about a girl... and compliment it. The best line was this Chick sitting at the next table with a Big Nose... and I do mean BIG! Big as in long. Anyway.... he gives me the nod and leans over, interrupting the conversation with her friends and says "wow. You have the most profound nose. You're absolutely striking."
Cheesy right?
Slept with her the same night.
See... that's bad stories... kinda... As you can tell he was the extrovert between the two of us.
The only pick up line I've ever used was... "I'm sorry."
I walked up to a girl that woulda been my wife.. and said... "I'm sorry. I see you on a daily basis and I've never taken the time to introduce myself." It was all gravy from there.
The I'm sorry line works all the time...
Also... the whole Wingman Thing David was talking about... WORKS LIKE A CHARM! Back the guy up. Initiate the conversation and excuse yourself. Married guys have more balls... We're not afraid of not stinking women...
The ones that smell good though... ***shiver***
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