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hhaha...
this one is from "Boondock Saints" an awesome movie, I highly suggest you check it out. Those joke is best told with an irish accent.
Q: how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2 one to do and a wee little one to BLOW ME!
These are ones I heard from a freind of mine while sitting in English class
Q: how many lesbians does it take to change a light blub?
A: 3, one to do it, one to write a book about it, and one to write a crappy folk song that is based on the book about the lesbian that changed the lightbulb without any help from a MAN.
Q: how many punks does it take to change a light bulb?
A:25, one to do it, 2 to talk about how "punk rock" changing a light bulb is, and 22 to call the other three "fucking posers"
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