A couple of things... first off, "assclown" is easily one of the most hilarious words in the world (dodges tomatoes-- tired joke), and so is "asshat". Next, I don't really care

The only thing I feel is sadness, because I never had the chance to experience being high, therefore I was never allowed to make the judgment of whether I approve of weed or not. Also, I feel like sulking because some chick who I reeeaaaaally like (who hates me, but that's a long story) gets high pretty much every day, and oh the opportunities that I am missing from being a noble bastard. ::sighs:: I once had a chance to get drunk (still living at home, still 18... dad is extremely strick, so it's
really hard to find time to go do drugs and crap), and I tried to! I really did! But my friend stopped me after two beers and seven wine coolers (dodges more tomatoes) and I didn't even feel a buzz

I sort of got a second-hand buzz from some morons who were smoking weed outside my bedroom window once, though, and it felt nice, so ah, who the hell's complaining?
Also... I find that the more I read through TFP... the more pointless everything seems. Really long rants don't do anything except either make you look angry, or extremely apologetic, like some person who posted in the thread about the Titty Board being "gone". If you have the urge to post a rant that's longer than than a page, then be aggressive and make damn good points. Don't sound like an apologetic pansy. Ok, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about now

(also, learn when to shut the hell up, like I did just now)