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We took a VW camper to a keg party. I got drunk and passed out in the van. My buddy went to sleep in the other bed later, but first he took a big shit outside the van's sliding door. I woke up sometime during the night, rolled out the door into the grass and rolled around and threw up for a while. Then I climbed back in the van and went back to sleep. When I woke up there was shit everywhere - caked in my hair, on the curtains in the van, all over my clothes. I broke his nose.
I have a million more but that's the grossest.
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