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soccerchamp76 · 07-25-2003, 12:36 AM

My favorite Will quotes:
Old School : Farmer: She's a beauty, got her in Mexico.
Will: Cool
Farmer: They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...(dart shoots in Will's neck)
Will:whoa
Farmer: YES! THATS AWESOME

SNL Neil Diamond: 1) Few know that I am fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants.
2) Neil : I wrote this song after a big show at the Forum. Gary and I were drinking pretty heavily and we were driving.
Gary (John Goodman) - I can't believe you are gonna tell this story
Neil (will) - Yeah, well we were driving; and we hit a kid. Got out and sure enough he was dead. So we took off, pretty fast. 2 hours later I wrote Sweet Caroline.

Another from Old School (not Will): In the back of a cab: Your seatbelt seems to be borken, what do you recommend I do?
Cabdriver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You are in the backseat.

07-25-2003, 12:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Will Ferrell - Comic Genius My favorite Will quotes: Old School : Farmer: She's a beauty, got her in Mexico. Will: Cool Farmer: They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...(dart shoots in Will's neck) Will:whoa Farmer: YES! THATS AWESOME SNL Neil Diamond: 1) Few know that I am fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants. 2) Neil : I wrote this song after a big show at the Forum. Gary and I were drinking pretty heavily and we were driving. Gary (John Goodman) - I can't believe you are gonna tell this story Neil (will) - Yeah, well we were driving; and we hit a kid. Got out and sure enough he was dead. So we took off, pretty fast. 2 hours later I wrote Sweet Caroline. Another from Old School (not Will): In the back of a cab: Your seatbelt seems to be borken, what do you recommend I do? Cabdriver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You are in the backseat.