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THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
1.His first name was Jesus.
2.He was always in trouble with the law.
3.His mother did not know who his father was.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
1.He went into his father business.
2.He lived at home until the age 33.
3.He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure was God.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
1.He never got married.
2.He never held a steady job.
3.His last request was a drink.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1.He talked with his hands.
2.He had wine with every meal.
3.He worked in the building trades.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
1.He called everybody 'brother'.
2.He had no permanent address.
3.Nobody would hire him.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
1.He never cut his hair.
2.He walked around barefoot.
3.He invented a new religion.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS FRENCH
1.He never changed his clothes.
2.He only washed his feet.
3.He didn't speak any English.
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