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Originally posted by anti fishstick
oh yea i forgot to say im female
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Aha! Even better!
"There's this guy I met, and I think maybe I love him. Anyway, I'm pregnant and we're married. Can I invite him over for dinner?"
Once they wake up, when the whole family is clustered around their beds in the emergency room, say "JUST KIDDING!" and whip off your hat.