i just use a towel or an old sock (generally to wipe)
also keep this in mind
'This is the idea that has made me virtually an anonymous figure in America for the last 10 years ... If you have children here tonight, I'm sorry to tell you this, they are not special. Don't misunderstand me, I know you think they'e special, [laughs] I'm aware of that. I'm just telling you they're not. Do you know that every time a guy comes he comes 200 million sperm? ... And you mean to tell me you think your child is special?? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest—with a grey gym sock! That is special."
– Bill Hicks