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Originally posted by ratbastid
Really.
Here's whatcha do. Open with "There's this girl I met. I think maybe I might love her. Anyway, she's pregnant and we're married. Can I invite her over for dinner?"
Once they pick themselves up off the floor, tell them you're JUST KIDDING, and take off your hat.
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That's the best idea yet. Talk about making them see things in perspective!