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Well, boys, add me to the list of people this has happened to. I too once had a summer job pumping gas, and some bitch drove off on me, and I saw her doing it, ran to stop her, and when it broke and flew out of her tank, it fucking clipped my leg HARD. It made a huge god damn bruise. I named the bruise Lyle.
But its not over, I was retelling the story to my friends in my US History class, and they said, "Now WHO did this again?". And I said, "Some stupid fat bitch in a green car." And I swear to God, another classmate of mine turned around and said, "That was my mom................"
True story.
Side note: My girlfriend is a SHITTY ass driver as well. Its pretty funny.
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